semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

(Source: secretsbest, via withinwhimsy)

The home of the great bewilderbeast. The alpha species. One of the very few that still exist. Every nest has its queen but this is the king of all dragons. With his icy breath, this graceful giant built our nest; a safe haven for dragons everywhere. We all live under his care and his command.”

(Source: snowydragons, via that-guy-called-scott)

s-burb:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE FUCKING DOING AND GO BUY THIS BOOK 

DO YOU LIKE READING? BUY THIS BOOK. 
DO YOU LIKE UNDERSTANDING HIDDEN MEANINGS? BUY THIS BOOK. 
ARE YOU IN A HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE LITERATURE CLASS? BUY THIS BOOK. 

BUY THIS FUCKING BOOK IT GIVES YOU THE GREATEST GODDAMN INSIGHT INTO LITERATURE ITS FANTASTIC.

s-burb:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE FUCKING DOING AND GO BUY THIS BOOK

DO YOU LIKE READING? BUY THIS BOOK.
DO YOU LIKE UNDERSTANDING HIDDEN MEANINGS? BUY THIS BOOK.
ARE YOU IN A HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE LITERATURE CLASS? BUY THIS BOOK.

BUY THIS FUCKING BOOK IT GIVES YOU THE GREATEST GODDAMN INSIGHT INTO LITERATURE ITS FANTASTIC.

(via cake-tea)

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

image

DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

(via pizza)

sssammich:

upsettingshorts:

lohelim:

calyps-iswearimakemods:

upsettingshorts:

maryfoundnemo:

I’m officially naming this award season “the year stars stopped giving a fuck”

Far be it for me to dispute Cate Blanchett, or the larger point she’s making, but the guys are all wearing the same thing.  If the camera were to do that to the guys, it’d just be black pants over… and over…. and over…

I agree. In this particular case, it’s apples and oranges. Tuxes versus gowns. Photocopies versus unique work. Perhaps their real foul was not running the shot by her before hand.

I would like to point out, though, the salacious nature of the slow pan up a woman’s body. In this particular case, detail isn’t usually put on the hem of a dress (because no one wants to see hand beading or embroidery get dirty or ripped out by an errant stiletto), and a full-body shot would be better to showcase the drape and design of these beautiful gowns like in the fashion plate glossies. Starting at the bottom and slowly panning up dehumanizes women because you don’t see their faces until you’ve seen the rest of their bodies. Their identities don’t matter.

That’s a really good point, thank you.

#I’ve never seen such a calm exchange on tumblr

sssammich:

upsettingshorts:

lohelim:

calyps-iswearimakemods:

upsettingshorts:

maryfoundnemo:

I’m officially naming this award season “the year stars stopped giving a fuck”

Far be it for me to dispute Cate Blanchett, or the larger point she’s making, but the guys are all wearing the same thing.  If the camera were to do that to the guys, it’d just be black pants over… and over…. and over…

I agree. In this particular case, it’s apples and oranges. Tuxes versus gowns. Photocopies versus unique work. Perhaps their real foul was not running the shot by her before hand.

I would like to point out, though, the salacious nature of the slow pan up a woman’s body. In this particular case, detail isn’t usually put on the hem of a dress (because no one wants to see hand beading or embroidery get dirty or ripped out by an errant stiletto), and a full-body shot would be better to showcase the drape and design of these beautiful gowns like in the fashion plate glossies. Starting at the bottom and slowly panning up dehumanizes women because you don’t see their faces until you’ve seen the rest of their bodies. Their identities don’t matter.

That’s a really good point, thank you.

#I’ve never seen such a calm exchange on tumblr

(Source: mattsgifs, via theprofessorstrikesagain)

controversialpanda:

isthatjapanese:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

Ohh man, you’re probably so right. 86,000 people who don’t even know what “sharp” and “flat” mean in reference to musical instruments. It’s people like you, the truly elite, who can reblog this post to its full potential. I can’t believe the amount of plebians on this website, who do not know as much about music as you, who are reblogging a picture of a trumpet on top of a box without knowing what it means. Get an education, am I right?


I think it’s saxophone?

controversialpanda:

isthatjapanese:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

Ohh man, you’re probably so right. 86,000 people who don’t even know what “sharp” and “flat” mean in reference to musical instruments. It’s people like you, the truly elite, who can reblog this post to its full potential. I can’t believe the amount of plebians on this website, who do not know as much about music as you, who are reblogging a picture of a trumpet on top of a box without knowing what it means. Get an education, am I right?

I think it’s saxophone?

(via sstar-lords)